Why this word is great
UNCTUOUS — [Adjective] Characterized by a smooth, greasy, or oily quality, either literally in texture or figuratively in an excessively ingratiating manner. From Medieval Latin ūnctuōsus ("greasy, oily"), from Latin ūnctum ("ointment"), from unguō ("to anoint, smear with oil"), from Proto-Indo-European *h₃engʷ- ("to anoint, smear"). Unlike "oleaginous," which snarls with a more overtly repulsive insincerity, or "saccharine," which cloys with a treacly sweetness, "unctuous" glides on a subtler, more tactile slickness. It is the cold, gelatinous fat congealing on a plate of gravy, the handshake that lingers a moment too long leaving a phantom film upon the skin, or the audible glide of a voice offering hollow condolences—a secular unction applied not to bless, but to possess, leaving the sensation of being not just deceived, but soiled by the attempt.