stumpify

Etymology

From stump + -ify.

stumpify means to turn into a stump. Lexicurio rates it Sui generis — a strength score of 89 out of 100.

verb

To turn into a stump.“I sympathize in your resentment against the canonical Dons, who stumpify the heads of those good green people, beneath whose friendly shade so many of your happiest hours have glided away, — but they defy them; let them stumpify as much as they please, time will repair the mischief, — their verdant arms will again extend, and invite you to their shelter.”
To baffle; to completely puzzle.“I did make sure my PALcode was above the required minimum but other than that, I have been stumpified.”