Why this word is great
GEWGAW — [Noun, Adjective] A showy but worthless trinket; as an adjective, describing something ostentatiously unreal or pretentious. From earlier English forms *gugaw*, *gygaw*, from Middle English *givegowe*, a reduplication of Middle English *give*, *geove* ("gift"), from Old English *giefu*, *geofu* ("gift"), from Proto-Germanic *gebō ("gift"). Unlike a "bauble," which may be a simple, unassuming ornament, or a "keepsake," which is anchored in genuine sentiment, a gewgaw is defined by its tawdry ambition and inherent valuelessness. It is the greasy plastic gem on a tin ring, the chrome-plated figurine atop a cheap trophy, or the gilded scrollwork on a particle-board frame—each a small, bright testament to our willingness to be delighted by facsimiles, a monument to the human urge to gild the insignificant.