crotchful
Etymology
From crotch + -ful.
crotchful means an amount sufficient to fill a person's crotch. Lexicurio rates it Sui generis — a strength score of 87 out of 100.
noun
- An amount sufficient to fill a person's crotch.“He made a leap for the prickliest portion of the cactus, grimacing in half-expectation of a crotchful of needles.”