cockwaffle

/ˈkɒkˌwɑː.fəl/

Etymology

Shitgibbon compound of cock + waffle.

intj

  1. An expression of shock, frustration, worry, etc.“"Cockwaffle!" she shouted as her hand went to her face. The cut wasn't deep, but if she hadn't moved, she would have become the punch line of a Homestar Runner joke.”

noun

  1. An obnoxious or contemptible person.“Steve Jobs is a cockwaffle in a turtleneck.”